On the 27th Of March, 2010, a miracle took place when Kolkata Knight Riders played the Kings XI Punjab. God made an appearance.Ajit Agarkar made his presence felt, and everyone in the stadium and the millions watching surely had an encounter with greatness.
It is of no secret that we at MTJAG are Bhakts of Agarkar and Jogi Time. To a casual observer/reader, this might seem like a frivolous observation. “Surely you must be joking , Mr.MTJAGs!”, you might claim. But we are not.
We have done our research, oh yeah. Extensive one at that, and here are our findings. Read . Absorb. Pray.
This explains a lot. Agarkar is not human to start with. To classify him as a homosapian is a biological, genetic and absolute crime. He is what we will eventually become. Not us though. Maybe generations down the line, if our great great great great great great …great..great….great grandchildren are lucky, they might achieve Agarkararian. Our correspondents are closely waiting for stool and urine samples of the aforementioned for a more detailed study.
Now, onto a closer look of what the specimen.
The above picture gives us a greater detail of the decided advantage that this specimen holds over the current breed of homosapians. Notice the Flapped Ears and Cranial activities , which are astoundingly far more developed than humans. Scientists at MTJAG research have concluded that more often than not, if Agrakararians are involved, the game is over even before it begins.
We have 1 more astounding result to share with you. We captured this particular photograph of the Agarkararian in action:
Using state of the art technologies, we managed to extrapolate this into a 3D anatomical diagram. What we found was shocking.
What stuns us most is the lack of further details. The current technology that Man has is not enough to investigate this creature. Here is the little details we know:
1. The Agarkarian Brain is divided into 2 sections. Just 2. The beauty of this is in its simplicity and intent , a clear indication of what survival and flourishing actually means.
2. Little is known about the reproductive area – other than the fact that it is clearly radioactive.
3. The Agarkararian specimen does not have any heart, any emotions.
the truth is upon us… rejoice gentlemen..
the legends of jogi time and his awesomeness are here to stay
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But I still wouldn’t want my great, great, great, great, great, great, great…great great grandchildren to be Agarkarians.
Breaking News!!!
After mind blowing success of Avatar, Director James Cameron is going to direct a futuristic thriller named Agarkarians set in 2222 AD. Where, the hero, the citizen of planet Agarkaramus(Earth will be renamed)single handedly destroys the other enenimies with a ball made of STEEL. By the way the film will be in 4D with a budget of 1 billion Dollors. He is trying to sign the living samples of the future Agarkarians Mr Agarkar, Mr Jogi Time and Mr Danny Morrison. But so far due to prior commitments they have not accepted the film.
I hope none of the Agarkar family members are reading this…they might develop a superiority complex! But MTJAG,please leave that chap alone man…what has that poor soul done to you 🙂 He was a terror in that Ranji final fyi
& he has better batting average than Sachin — in Lord’s that is!
Agarkar is better than Sachin