Fact #1 : Lasith’s first words as a toddler was not “Mommy” . It was, “Who’s your Daddy.”
Fact #2: Lasith grew up in a village where every other child grew up on crutches. He friggin yorked them all.
Fact #3: There was one child though who feigned a leg injury. Lasith ate him. Alive.
Fact #4: Contrary to popular belief , Lasith does NOT have a foot fetish. He just hates toes.
Fact #5: Lasith once went 2 games without ever taking a single wicket with a toe-crushing yorker. He then destroyed that damn Playstation 3 box.
Fact #6: Lasith was actually fit for the first 2 WC games for Sri Lanka. The team supervisor misplaced the keys for Lasith’s cage. Gunatunga , the team supervisor, will be missed.
Fact #7: Lasith once bowled a bouncer. No really. The ball bounced , dipped back into the batsman’s toes and crushed it, planting the batsman’s feet permanently into the pitch. He can still be spotted on the field near Gale.
Fact #8: Lasith actually used to date a middle stump in high school, which could explain his desire to “smack ’em” every time he sees one.
What an insane performance against kenya!