IPL 3 has kicked off, and it’s 5 games old. MTJAG was late to hop on, due to various other commitments. But now that it’s show-time, it’s GO TIME bitches.

Let’s get some MTJAG snippet reviews of the 5 games, and from here on preview and review all games. For the weekend game reviews  , we’re going to have a Haiku format. For those of you who don’t know what a haiku is,  click here for your wiki explanation.  It’s a little bit of fun and challenge, and we encourage you all to submit  your own haikus in comments!!

After all the hoopla over auctions, selections, tweets and shites, the first game finally arrived, with the much bereaved KKR taking on the champs from last year, Deccan.

KKR vs Deccan

Haiku-ed Review:

Knight Riders scrape through.
Chargers get a Mathews Dose.
Gangz-Dav bring good luck..

Special mention: “My name is Khan, and I am finally the owner of a winning team”

Mumbai Indians vs Rajasthan Royals
Haiku-ed Review:

Mumbai or Indian?
Gosh , that boy Yousuf sure hits
Ambati- shine on.

Special mention :  Yousuf Pathan – what an innings! He absolutely brandished the bowlers around. ICL talent, there are a couple of folks in the MI team from the ICL ranks. Rayudu has always been a talent to watch, and he gave a glimpse of why he’s thought highly of. Satish, though he got absolutely skullfucked by Pathan, is also one to be given a couple of chances. It will pay dividends. He has quality , fielding skills, and leadership ability.

Punjab Kings XI vs Delhi  Daredevils

Haiku-ed Review

Gauti dared to stay
Priety, sari or salwar?
Nevermind, you lose.

Special Mention: Appam C#%$iya was actually looking quite good – while bowling that is, you sick freaks. What’s with the glasses while batting  and contacts while bowling?

Bangalore Royal Challengers vs KKR

Haiku-ed Review

ManHodge steer bong ship.
Knightriders High on RC.
Saffers not enough

Special mention: How in the hell did RCB even get into the finals last time? They are going to be Royally Challenged this time , without the services of Ross Taylor. They always seem to score in the neighborhood of 150, and scrap through with a few runouts etc. Need the younger turks to fire.

*ManHodge = Manoj Tiwary + Brad Hodge

Chennai Super Kings vs Deccan Chargers

Haiku-ed Review

Deccan charge Chennai
Symonds loots 50 and hearts
Like wine, Vaas matures.

Special Mention:
No Friggin mongoose here, Sooooperkings were snake-bitten by the marrauding Chargers. Their bowling, sans Ashwin, took a miserable beating from Gilly, Symmo and Gibbs. If not for those new stands providing greater ventilation in the stadium, the crowd would have been suffocated by the stench that was the Super Kings batting,  with Vijay, Badri, Raina and Hayden all competing with each other for the prime turd award.

Next up, today’s game preview.